The Boycott
The Frankenstein
The Deep Dish
The Cardboard box
The Lice Inspection
The Dressing Room
The Alpine Horn
The Parrot
The Coast Guard
The World Record
These are fake right?
This post from @fakeseinfeldplots only contains authentic, real Seinfeld plots that do exist
good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY
“But [Tumblr’s] value, of course, is more than just what it isn’t, and what it points away from. Despite all the drama and discourse lurking in its corners, it’s easy to make your own Tumblr life as simple and as happy as you want it to be. There are no algorithmic threats lurking around every corner, no onslaught of promoted posts from politicians or influencers. More than anything else, Tumblr in 2020 is a self-sustaining ecosystem. It’s a semi-sealed and increasingly fertile terrarium, a nigh-impossible perpetual-motion machine of a platform going productively psychotic in its isolation.”
— @areyougonnabe, “The Ever-Mutating Life of Tumblr Dot Com”
This article actually really explains why I’m still here after 10 years.
“Tumblr’s focus on enthusiasm as the fulcrum point of its demanded performance of authenticity sets it apart from the aesthetic focus of Instagram and the verbal focus of Twitter. “
Read the whole thing, seriously, it’s fucking fantastic, I might cry.
